"If someone is going to rob me, they’re going to ring the doorbell"

"I had my wife purchase the 3-pack for me for Christmas. My favorite feature is absolutely the doorbell detection. If someone is going to rob me, they’re going to ring the doorbell. I put one in the entranceway which is visible from the street and one in my office that is visible from the woods where someone could find a path to my house. The third bulb I put at the top of the stairs in case there is a fire alarm in the middle of the night."
R. Cole, Philadelphia